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Contest Demotivational Poster


THE 90S - You didn't need to tell kids not to try this shit at home. They weren't complete retards back then.


TAGS: looney tunes is the uncontested king
Rating: 4.47/5

More motifakes by MrBlack

forseti - April 6, 2010, 5:49 am
But I for myself only didn't imitate these actions because they were made by professional stuntanimals!
agdaniele - April 6, 2010, 12:43 am
No, you're not dead.... and only because of those giant springs you tied to your feet!
pieman - April 6, 2010, 12:37 am
d*** it Aggy. Quit giving away my secrets. That umbrella was pretty sturdy looking, and I'm not dead yet.
agdaniele - April 5, 2010, 10:28 pm
Any kid or parent who requires a warning before this cartoon has a child that... let's face it... was going to die from stupidity anyhow... probably from leaping off a building Mary Poppins style.
Claire - April 5, 2010, 10:27 pm
I was being facetious.
MrBlack - April 5, 2010, 10:23 pm
I'm aware of that fact; my mother watched reruns of it when she was a child.
Claire - April 5, 2010, 10:08 pm
Actually, it's BECAUSE of us that we need those warnings. (Psst.. that cartoon was around well before the nineties..)


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TAGS: staring contest brick wall cat kitten kitty
Rating: 3.06/5

More motifakes by koreiryuu

koreiryuu - September 25, 2009, 11:49 am
Its the fact that this cat is just sitting in front of a brick wall, looking at it with nothing particularly catching it's attention. The captions are playing off a cat's stubbornness, since they cant talk and argue with a brick wall (its an expression)
BoneCD - September 24, 2009, 8:44 pm
I just watch it for all the Blondes...I mean Glenn Beckster
Bartimaeus - September 24, 2009, 8:42 pm
EXACTLY! It's obviously a white vs. black thing, created to breed hate in our subconscious...By the way, I watch a LOT of Fox News
spacedog - September 24, 2009, 8:39 pm
Because he's staring at his shadow?
Bartimaeus - September 24, 2009, 8:36 pm
I would say the one that has eyes...also, I think this poster is subtly racist.
BoneCD - September 24, 2009, 8:33 pm
It can't be Chinese...the cat would be the main course
agdaniele - September 24, 2009, 7:53 pm
I'd say the winner is the chinese restaraunt he's hanging out next to for far too long.


IRON MAN CONTEST - When the wife signed me in, I had a different picture entirely.




STARING CONTEST -


TAGS: baby doll staring contest wytch
Rating: 4/5

More motifakes by Wytch

brianjayy - December 15, 2011, 1:28 am
d*** grammar Nazis...
brianjayy - December 15, 2011, 1:26 am
Seeing the brat concentrating so hard makes me wish I could sneak up behind him and go "BAH!!!!!". He's gonna poop his diaper anyway...might as well make it interesting...
brianjayy - December 15, 2011, 1:21 am
Seeing the brat concentrating so hard makes me wish I could sneak up behind him and go "BAH!!!!!"... He's gonna poop his diaper anyway...might as well make it interesting...


STARRING CONTEST - he could beat a cat in one, i am pretty sure he could beat you


TAGS: keanu reeves staring contest
Rating: 2.27/5

More motifakes by sean

agdaniele - October 25, 2009, 12:28 am
Ok... now, once a month. Every month. Shhhhhh.... I can't hear Keanu!
BoneCD - October 25, 2009, 12:19 am
Don't worry about the search...it will be on the last page, and don't think anyone has that long of an attention span around here with as many as you've done
BoneCD - October 25, 2009, 12:16 am
Poor Sean...I just got that! I hardly see out my glasses! LMAO (with you not at you)
Sean - October 25, 2009, 12:12 am
I'll bet it shows up under my name when you search by user too. *sigh*
Sean - October 25, 2009, 12:12 am
Aggy I'm pretty sure I know the REAL reason you are laughing at this one. You bastard.
agdaniele - October 25, 2009, 12:06 am
LMAO!!!
agdaniele - October 7, 2009, 11:27 am
He couldn't win a starring contest with Heath Ledger... and he's DEAD! Now, a staring contest with Heath... that'd be something to see!
Derek - October 7, 2009, 2:39 am
Yes, I've tried... he just never blinks!


TOMORROW -




BACON VS TOFU - I Think We Know How This Is Going To End




STARTING CONTESTS -


TAGS: star trek data riker staring contests
Rating: 3.9/5

More motifakes by trekkiegirl89

Reality Lord - August 12, 2010, 5:35 pm

ok ok call me a trekkie but i loved this...5L's girl....nice!


GEORGE W. BUSH - At least he didn't act like being the president was a popularity contest.


TAGS: obama dumbass popularity contest president
Rating: 3.04/5

More motifakes by Cam

Zed - September 29, 2009, 9:21 pm
and Mallen, I said "and the Republicans". At that point, McCain was just more of McSame, which is a d*** shame, as I would have voted for McCain if his voting record actually was as "Maverick" as he claimed.
Zed - September 29, 2009, 9:18 pm
2001, perhaps, but two independent 2004 recounts told another story. But you don't want to hear those facts, so we have a pot and kettle situation here.
WTFO - September 29, 2009, 4:55 pm
Wow, both zed and kspace have drank the kool-aid that has made them ignore facts and reality. BTW, when an independent group counted the votes in FL in 2001 (after the election) is was confirmed that Bush won that state too. But you won't accept facts.
mallen - September 29, 2009, 4:35 pm
Bush wan't running in 2008, Dumbass. Bush was elected by the electoral college in 2000, but lost the popular vote. He won both in the 2004 election.
Zed - September 29, 2009, 1:41 pm
the previous 2 times.
Zed - September 29, 2009, 1:41 pm
If that true, then I find it f***ing hillarious that as soon as Diebold quit supplying and "verifying" the voter counts via thier machines that Bush and the Republicans DIDN't get elected by the bogus "Landslide" numbers FOX kept reporting the previous 2
Rollseyes - September 29, 2009, 9:56 am
OMG! REALLY? You could not possibly be so stupid as to think that Bush wasn't elected TWICE! Get out of fairy-tale land, stop your hate, and GET OVER IT! He's not even president anymore for Cripes sake!
Kspace - September 29, 2009, 9:46 am
At least Obama was elected.


A PLAY ON WORDS -


TAGS: gameshow grammar language host contestant
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Greybeard

Greybeard - December 10, 2012, 7:57 am
LoL. I think the puzzle is Ph**oshop Contest but am checking with the judges. : )
ughomer - December 10, 2012, 7:50 am
Greybeard ~ what is a "PHYTLSHIP CULTIST?"


MAN LAW #1 - No one WANTS to see you in BIKER SHORTS! And anyone who does.....You don't want them to see you in BIKER SHORTS.




HEY LADY! - Doese this thing come with a VOLUME CONTROL, MUTE BUTTON or DIMMER SWITCH!




Challenge Accepted -


TAGS: girls guys contest
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Airman

MissPriss - March 30, 2014, 7:12 pm
Gotta give the guys a 5L for effort...there are only 3 of them compared to the 4 gals!


BOREDOM - Contemplating what beings on other planets think.




Decaying orbit -


TAGS: canada contest loaf of bread wonder toast
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by spacedog

MissPriss - March 6, 2014, 11:10 am
WTF is that all a boot eh? Greeny you're now officially banned from Canadian bacon! Screw it...maple syrup too! Now dawg on the other hand played nice...here boy...triple layered 5L bacon burger. Enjoy!
Greeny - March 1, 2014, 6:23 pm
It's trickery - just like that canuckian bacon!


snake eating contests -




Civic Duty -




A CHANGE IN CONTEST RULES? - EFFECTIVE MAY 22, 2012




SANTA OUGHTTA BE THE ONE SCREAMING - Those toe-headed kids are freaking me out! This is an Image thats going to stay with me for a long while!




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